How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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