I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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