That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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