Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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