come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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