At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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