I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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