He kissed a someone with a penis
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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