Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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