You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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