he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
