He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Randomize