so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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