Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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