so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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