Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize
