I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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