i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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