There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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