You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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