I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Randomize
