in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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