sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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