it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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