I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Boobs speak an international language.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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