and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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