GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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