I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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