so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Randomize