I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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