Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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