do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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