I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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