remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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