He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
this is an emotional support booty call
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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