problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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