shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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