At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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