Heybabeimwearingurpanties
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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