Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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