i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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