Taylor Swift is so right about you.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
