hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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