I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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