I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize
