I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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