I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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