I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
