I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
