Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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