Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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