singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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