with your own penis?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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