I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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