Can Purell be used as lube?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Randomize
