The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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